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OH NO

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godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

Junji Ito tried to warn us about this

notcuddles:

godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

Junji Ito tried to warn us about this

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Union Jack series coming soon!

From: Innocent World on Ameblo

I NEED THIS ON MY BODY

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Photo 16 Jul 341 notes devoncuppycakes:

Cameo Window - Angelic Pretty
KERA Sept Issue 2014

devoncuppycakes:

Cameo Window - Angelic Pretty

KERA Sept Issue 2014

Photo 16 Jul 5,729 notes mintyburps:

the more I look at this the more it looks like a judgemental staring contestIT PROBABLY IS 

mintyburps:

the more I look at this the more it looks like a judgemental staring contest

IT PROBABLY IS 

Photo 15 Jul 39 notes amadeusdanger:

Forgot to put this up a while ago! My Sebastian Haff AKA Elvis Presley cosplay from Bubba Ho-Tep

amadeusdanger:

Forgot to put this up a while ago! My Sebastian Haff AKA Elvis Presley cosplay from Bubba Ho-Tep

Text 14 Jul 10,578 notes HAPPENING NOW AT DASHCON

facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Reports are still coming in but here are the facts we’ve verified at FIJMU:

  • Welcome to Nightvale has cancelled.
  • The game room only has one video game system and one television.
  • The two are not connected.
  • Under 500 people showed up.
  • The hotel does not have wi-fi.
  • People playing in the ball pit have complained of itching.
  • The $17,000 raised at the last minute has been spent on cocaine.
  • Nash Grier is filling in for Welcome to Nightvale.
  • Former supporters are protesting and picketing the entrance.
  • Two cosplayers have died of boredom, several other hospitalized.
  • Nash Grier has been shot.
  • Two more Nash Griers have grown back in his place, and they’re terrorizing the game room.
  • People who played in the ball pit have reported growing new appendages.
  • There are now four Nash Griers. Participants have been asked to stop shooting them but more and more keep coming.
  • George Lucas has cancelled.
  • Water quality is low, more itching is reported.
  • Germany has defeated Brazil 7-1.
  • Those complaining of itching are now quarantined.
  • The quarantine zone does not have wi-fi.
  • Reports of theft are at a record high for the USA since the Great Thieving of 1807.
  • The MRA table has been burned to the ground, there are smouldering fedoras everywhere.
  • The band “The Smouldering Fedoras” has cancelled.
  • Welcome to Nightvale has been caught in bad weather exiting the convention.
  • The “Dash” in DashCon has been stolen.
  • There are now over 128 Nash Griers stampeding in the game room.
  • The itching has become a burning. Heat upon Heat. But the Gom Jabbar is at our necks we cannot withdraw!
  • Jessica Alba has cancelled.
  • The ball pit was apparently filled with the eggs of the giant tse-tse fly.
  • A horde of Griers is now fighting the hatched giant flies.
  • Yet the convention is still boring as watching paint dry.
  • The drying paint has cancelled.
  • The convention has been declared the best in tumblr history.

More news as it comes. And now the weather.

Update:

  • Welcome to Nightvale is now suing FIJMU.

UPDATE 2:

  • The Nashes Grier have been gassed, as have the flies.
  • As have 78 attendees. Police are investigating.
  • The screening of the film of The Fault In Our Stars has been cancelled.
  • The convention will now screen “Caligula.”
  • Kids will be allowed in free.
  • 9 severed heads found.
  • 9 headless bodies found.
  • Heads do not match bodies.
  • Welcome to Nightvale has died in traffic due to weather.
  • The undead have risen to torment the living in the merch room.
  • There was no merch room. The undead are unaccounted for.
  • Refugees of the MRA table are now fighting with the Feminism panel.
  • Advertising has been called rampant, with DashCon selling out to marketers in a vain attempt to sell shit to the attendees.
  • Buy my novel, Valhalla!
  • The convention organizers have been arrested.
  • Repeat! The convention organizers have been arrested!
  • The police have cancelled.
  • The CSI Panel has filled in.
  • The Brony room has caught on fire.
  • A mosh pit has formed in the music room, 13 dead.
  • John Green has cancelled.
  • The remaining TFIOS panel has joined the feminism panel in fighting the MRA. Fighting is said to be brutal.
  • All MRAs are reported dead. Repeat, all MRA men reported dead.
  • MRA death Update: Not all men.
  • Welcome to Nightvale is now rotting in the game room.
  • The screening of Caligula has been interrupted by sectarian violence.
  • Obama to send 300 peacekeepers to the Caligula screening.
  • UPDATE: 300 peacekeepers found dead.
  • Free lollipops are being offered to upset attendants.

Further updates as we receive them at FIJMU. Your prime source for Dashcon news.

UPDATE 3:

  • The Fabergé Egg collection has gone missing.
  • Victims of the ball pit have been herded into camps.
  • An outbreak of Ebola is sweeping the convention.
  • Measles has cancelled.
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd has stated he will still attend!
  • The Sushi Bar is contaminated.
  • Clarification “The Sushi Bar” is a band.
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd is taking the stage and is expected to calm the convention.
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd has been shot.
  • The Brony room has been extinguished, but blame for the fire is being hurtled in every direction. There is great discord.
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd has died. Festival promoters are offering to handle his funeral.
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd’s funeral will have a game room and ball pit.
  • People who went in the ball pit at the Angry Video Game Nerd’s funeral are reporting itching.
  • The BDSM panel has been denied entry to Caligula.
  • Festival owners are attempting to turn them away with the use of whips and chains.
  • It’s not very effective.
  • Dashcon has been named “The worst event in the history of existence” by Fox News.
  • Dashcon has been named “The worst event in the history of existence” by a reputable news source.
  • DotCon has been cancelled in advance.
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd has risen after three minutes to bring salvation to the Con like some sort of Tumblr Christ.
  • The risen Angry Video Game Nerd has been shot again and is now permanently dead.
  • The lollipops given to upset attendees were contaminated by the Sushi Bar.
  • Walter Cronkite has said the convention is unwinnable.

Word has arrived that this post has now been seen by the festival organizers…

via Facts.
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cornerof5thandvermouth:

insanitysrequiem:

cautionlazer:

instead of spending 17000 dollars on dashcon let’s spend 17000 dollars on a remake of The Producers about the events of DashCon

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"You know, it’s absolutely amazing! Under the right circumstances, a conrunner could make more money with a flop then he could with a hit!"

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"Yes, you keep saying that, but you don’t say how.

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"Well, it’s simply a matter of creative accounting."

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"So in order for our scheme to work, we’d have to create a surefire flop!"

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"Step 1! We find the worst userbase ever assembled."

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"Step 2! We hire the worst staffers in town!"

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"Step 3! I raise $17,000!"

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"$17,000?!"

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"Yes! $8500 for me, $8500 for you. There’s a lotta gullible 12-year-olds out there!"

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"Step 4! We hire the worst panelists in town and open in Illinois, and before you can say ‘Step 5…’"

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"We close in Illinois, take our $17,000, and go to Rio!”

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~We can do it~

springtime for dashcon

Photo 12 Jul 41,874 notes notscootexactly:

kingcheddarxvii:

emmagrant01:

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

Do you ever see something just that fills you with such pure sadness and empathy for the human condition 

no fucking way

notscootexactly:

kingcheddarxvii:

emmagrant01:

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

Do you ever see something just that fills you with such pure sadness and empathy for the human condition 

no fucking way

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maw8:

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mm. i love fandoms

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i love tumblr, period.

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mhm, the otp feels!

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homoerotic subtext!

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british men…. with cheekbones!

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I LOVE GAY SPORTS ANIME!!!

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AND GAY SPORTS MANGA!!!!

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AND SUPERWHOLOCK!

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Oooh memes!!!!

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mainstream feminism!!!!

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HEY!!

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party at dashcon hey

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