Frantastic

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
teratomarty
vivisextion

Somebody needs to email Bad Dragon and tell them to make a Venom dildo

All y’all horny monsterfuckers out there would would buy it

I know I would

teratomarty

Should it have eyes and a cheeky lil smile?

woggywoowoo

Nah, not BD. Paging @xenocatartifacts or maybe @dreadtheempire


Also, I see mention of a deathclaw in the notes. BD does actually have one, the  nocturne (the first one i bought of their’s, actually)

teratomarty
Buy on Etsy
calmwaterdesigns

yowsa!

teratomarty

We just got ours and it’s AMAZING.

catbountry
catbountry

Hey, guys! Do you hate everyone’s least favorite Hitler Youth cosplayer Richard Spencer? Do you wanna fuck him up in a way that punching him in his (admittedly very punchable) face could never achieve? Well guess what?

His wife, who has more right to punch him than anybody else in the world, is getting a divorce from him. The divorce has been covered by the likes of the BBC and the Guardian, detailing both verbal and physical abuse, with Richard allegedly saying to Nina, “The only language women understand is violence.”

I don’t think any living person on earth is the least bit surprised to hear that Richard is a wife beater.

Please reblog this and spread this around. Nina deserves to be safe and free from this sniveling piece of shit. Donate if you can afford to.

Consider it the next best thing to punching Richard yourself, with the added bonus that he can’t point to his opposition as being violent. Let’s help a gal out, shall we? And I hope she can fleece the fucker for all he’s worth.

catbountry

Please keep circulating the post.